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Hi I'm Ivory. I'm 18, pansexual and genderfluid, predominantly male. Preferred pronouns: he, him, his. When in doubt please use gender neutral pronouns.

marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

yuyukami:

alexanderlightworm:

So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!” and the blind kid goes “Me either!!” and i just lost it

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Anonymous said: your face reminds me of a 1950s housewife for some reason

agentrodgers:

What? C’mon now, don’t be silly!

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I mean, really, I’m not-

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Woah, where’d that come from?

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What am I wearing????

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The fuck is this?!!?!

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The fuck is that?!??!!

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Gee wizz, mister!

carlyoulilshit:

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

I

thestrayline:

Clint told him to do it for the vine

theunimaginables:

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tomorrow night?

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

mistyslay:

straight people literally have their hands down each others pants in public but if a gay couple kisses each other goodbye they’ll beat you up don’t say shit about straight pride bc literally no one cares and you’re shit

randomproximity:

Crown’s drum major moving a cone for Phantom

Things I Learned From Korean Dramas.