Hi I'm Ivory. I'm 18, pansexual and genderfluid, predominantly male. Preferred pronouns: he, him, his. When in doubt please use gender neutral pronouns.
So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
i bet spock has a really cute squeaky sneeze, like one day he just suddenly sneezes and the entire bridge goes silent and they’re like “???” and then kirk slowly turns around in his chair and spock is just sitting at the science station like this
So I never posted my finished Garnet cosplay. Sowwy~ I get so excited during cons, I never really take formal pictures.
look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
went to kiddie day at the fair and I beat my cousins in a shooting game hah look at my cute prize
That nudity is inherently sexual
That people should be judged for their personal decisions
That yelling solves problems
That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
That age correlates to importance
That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
That the default for someone is straight and cisgender